ratita-world:

Mmmm

AH BABY.

(via st00pid-vegunz)

dontbreakveg:

dontbreakveg:

Girlfriend face spam.

Bringing this back because she’s stunning and I want everyone to know it.

choosechoice:

thelovelyphones:

paprikachu:

HAa

Oh Ygritte you are full of truths.

This made me so happy.

(Source: victorianhooker, via rosiethemage)

fatbodypolitics:

lilithlaquim:

thegoddamazon:

guixposed:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

Important commentary bolded. 

I know I’m not wearing my Sugarpill and Litas for your motherfucking ass.

Yeah, I’m not wearing 6.5” Damsels or spiked Litas to impress men.

I’m wearing it to scare you.

It works. Mission accomplished.

The bolded. Yes.

Also, it’s important to point out arguments that assume women perform / dress specifically for men completely disregard that not all women are interested in having relationships with men. 

So fucking stop assuming we want to know what you think about our bodies. Stop assuming all of us are even interested in having a relationship with you.

light-houseinthedark:

wholet:

valiantchild:

CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS

THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER

SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM

wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy

All the doctors characters are called sexy

(via hoovesinsteadofhands)

sayaufweidersehentoyournaziballs:

nopolarbearsinnorway:

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me, while I was sweeping and mopping at work: “Well well, you look like you’re getting good practice for being a good little wife and mother someday!”

(submitted by anonymous)

I wish you shoved the mop down his throat so it came out of his ass :)

i’m so glad i followed you

(via chubbyvegann)

Never feel obligated to apologize for poor English when its not your native language.
English is hard as fuck.

stasiapepper:

lostpoeticethic:

chrissieangela:

malamai:

for example:

-a bra
-tampons and sanitary towels
-nappies

things like that, that you have to buy because they’re a need and not a want.

and water.

We don’t pay for water or prescriptions here in N. Ireland, weheeey.

Bras aren’t…

Its true bras are bad for boobies, but if you used it your whole life giving them up can severely hurt you because your tissue isn’t strong enough on its own.
But I agree, we shouldn’t get them for free, no more than we should pants or shirts.

nopolarbearsinnorway:

veganhugs:

man, i hate all these vegans on my dashboard that are posting like delicious looking food all the time and here i am eating the same like three meals over and over again

I only eat pizza so I feel you! lol But wait I have black beans in the fridge I should do something about that.

Teleportation needs to be a thing so I can cook for all you lovies and send you goodies.

lunaxvx:

“How did you become asexual? I really want to get rid of my urges, could you teach me?… “

“So are you attracted to like dead bodies or animals or what?”

“You’re too young to know that, when you get older you’ll think differently”

“Come on, you’re just playing hard to get!”

“But…